i'm really short. i want a pet shark. i like languages (привет). my skills include rubik's cube solving and origami (read: all of my skills are useless). i sing. i organize. i think too much. i probably hate you (kidding [maybe]). these things aren't related.
Testimonials: "You gave me gray hair, but that's what I'm paid for." - high school teacher
"You are crazy for having a personality and something you admire. I'm fiercely jealous." - friend